16. Juni 2009

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Recompiled this list from this article and the comments:

• Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
• Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
• Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
• Chuck Norris can access private methods.
• Chuck Norris’ keyboard has 2 keys: 0 and 1.
• Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
• Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
• Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions…and have them return.

Some more that I rewrote or made up:

• Chuck Norris doesn’t need to login. He just enters.
• Chuck Norris can send files with Twitter.
• Chuck Norris can break any encryption using a Brute Force attack.
• Every System accepts that Chuck Norris is automatically super user.
• Chuck Norris can send you private messages on twitter without following you.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t need comments - you wouldn’t understand his code anyways.
• Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you from anywhere using SSH.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t use a mouse - he uses a rat.
• When Chuck Norris codes, he sweats coffee.
• When you try to hack Chuck’s Homepage, your computer shuts down.
• Chuck invented the Bluescreen of Death.
• Chuck Norris can actually SPEAK assembler.
• Chuck Norris programmed the Machines from “The Matrix“.
• When you google Chuck Norris, you won’t find results because Google respects Chuck’s privacy.
• Chuck Norris calls YouTube “MyTube”.