Chuck Norris Programmer Facts

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Recompiled this list from this article and the comments:

  • Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
  • Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
  • Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
  • Chuck Norris can access private methods.
  • Chuck Norris’ keyboard has 2 keys: 0 and 1.
  • Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
  • Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
  • Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions…and have them return.

Some more that I rewrote or made up:

  • Chuck Norris doesn’t need to login. He just enters.
  • Chuck Norris can send files with Twitter.
  • Chuck Norris can break any encryption using a Brute Force attack.
  • Every System accepts that Chuck Norris is automatically super user.
  • Chuck Norris can send you private messages on twitter without following you.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t need comments – you wouldn’t understand his code anyways.
  • Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you from anywhere using SSH.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t use a mouse – he uses a rat.
  • When Chuck Norris codes, he sweats coffee.
  • When you try to hack Chuck’s Homepage, your computer shuts down.
  • Chuck invented the Bluescreen of Death.
  • Chuck Norris can actually SPEAK assembler.
  • Chuck Norris programmed the Machines from “The Matrix“.
  • When you google Chuck Norris, you won’t find results because Google respects Chuck’s privacy.
  • Chuck Norris calls YouTube “MyTube”.

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5 comments

  1. ROFL !

    Hah try searching Google – “find chuck norris” with im feeling lucky button.

  2. wuhahaha, my favourite is “Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.” nice list!

  3. There is no ‘Ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’ computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

  4. I have checked that one: “■When you google Chuck Norris, you won’t find results because Google respects Chuck’s privacy.” Its seems he is realy almighty :)

  5. Guess how Microsoft came on top,
    Chuck Norris single handedly eliminated the competition.

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