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		<title>Motivational&#160;Ivy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2011 13:01:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Akku</dc:creator>
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		<title>Hitflip &#8211; Auto-Unpause Greasemonkey&#160;Skript</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2010 06:40:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Akku</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hitflip - Auto-Unpause Greasemonkey Skript und warum man es nutzen darf und will.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Was ist <a class="zem_slink" title="Greasemonkey" rel="homepage" href="http://www.greasespot.net/">Greasemonkey</a>? Ein Plugin für <a class="zem_slink" title="Firefox" rel="homepage" href="http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/">Firefox</a> und <a class="zem_slink" title="Google Chrome" rel="homepage" href="http://www.google.com/chrome">Chrome</a>, wodurch man <a class="zem_slink" title="JavaScript" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JavaScript">JavaScript</a> einsetzen kann, um die Präsentation einer Webseite  zu beeinflussen.</p>
<p>Und die Erstellung war viel einfacher als erwartet. Habe es gestern den ganzen Tag getestet, und es funktioniert problemlos. Das Skript stellt jede volle Stunde ALLE Eure pausierten Artikel wieder ein, also aufpassen, dass ihr das auch wollt. Effektiv ist das so, als wenn ihr das selbst per Knopfdruck machen würdet.</p>
<p>Ihr müsste dazu Greasemonkey installiert haben und <a title="Hitflip Auto Unpause Greasemonkey Skript" href="http://www.ithoughts.de/downloads/hitflip_unpause.user.js" target="_blank">dieses Skript</a> installieren. Dann einfach einen Tab oder Browser geöffnet lassen und bei Hitflip einloggen und auf die Bibliothek gehen. Das Skript wird jede Stunde alle Artikel wieder einstellen. Die Last für die Server von Hitflip ist dabei sehr gering, es ist genau eine Anfrage pro Stunde.</p>
<p>Hitflip AGB: Ich habe die Hitflip AGB durchgesehen, und es gibt  nichts, was das verbietet. Genaugenommen ist das auch nichts weiter als  Browserautomatisierung. Ich könnte genausogut jede Stunde selber klicken. Das wären dann genaugenommen sogar mehr Requests &#8230;</p>
<p><strong>Warum ich plötzlich so vorsichtig argumentiere?</strong> Weil ich die Skripting-Pläne in deren Forum kundgetan habe und prompt rausgeworfen wurde. Das ist zwar totale Willkür, aber eigentlich mag ich Hitlip ja. Da ich aber auch gerne wieder &#8220;viel zu teure&#8221; Artikel ertauschen würde (wobei Hitlip ja jedes Mal 2€ mitverdient), hoffe ich, dass auch andere so wieder ihre Artikel &#8220;legal&#8221; einstellen können. Und vor allem auch jene, die eigentlich ganz friedliche &#8220;fairtauscher&#8221; sind, die trotzdem ihre Artikel nicht mal für den gleichen Preis vertauschen dürfen, zu dem sie ihn ertauscht haben.</p>
<h3>Liebes Hitflip-Team</h3>
<p>Falls ihr das hier lest, die Lösung eurer Probleme liegt in maximal zwei Arbeitsmonaten eines PHP-Programmierers und ist in <a title="Hitflip - Analysis of Economic Uprise and Failiure" href="http://www.ithoughts.de/hitflip-an-analysis-of-economic-uprise-and-failure" target="_blank">diesem Artikel</a> beschrieben. Wenn ihr das doof findet, sagt doch einfach Bescheid oder ändert eure AGB aber werft mich bitte nicht gleich wieder ohne Angabe von Gründen raus.</p>
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		<title>Find E-Mail of your Job Candidate / Mass Follow by E-Mail on&#160;Twitter</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 06:02:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Akku</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Image via Wikipedia In case you don&#8217;t know this trick, I&#8217;ll show it to you. What helps us find a contact on Twitter is &#8230; Google! Did you already guess that? Well, its not like a usual Google Search. You can also find a lot of contacts a time. First, have a Google Account &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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<p>In case you don&#8217;t know this trick, I&#8217;ll show it to you. What helps us find a contact on <a class="zem_slink" title="Twitter" rel="homepage" href="http://twitter.com">Twitter</a> is &#8230; <a class="zem_slink" title="Google" rel="homepage" href="http://google.com">Google</a>! Did you already guess that? Well, its not like a usual Google Search. You can also find a lot of contacts a time.</p>
<p>First, have a Google Account &#8211; as we need Google Contacts for this. If you don&#8217;t have one (or don&#8217;t want to mix up with your existing contacts), go, create one (more). Then enter the E-Mail you look for in Google Contacts. If you want to bulk upload a lot of E-Mail-adresses, you can use Google&#8217;s import feature, that takes properly formatted <a class="zem_slink" title="Comma-separated values" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comma-separated_values">.csv</a> files &#8211; but remember that Google only allows up to 3000 contacts a time, before you have to mass delete all your contacts and upload a new .csv-file. Should anyone have a handy script for automating this, please drop a comment.</p>
<p>Then head for the Twitter page. Click on <a title="Find friends on Twitter" href="https://twitter.com/invitations/find_on_contacts">Find Friends</a> and then Gmail. Enter your (new fake) Google Accounts login and wait for the info you look for. Now all that can save your job candidate is a private Twitter account or the wise selection of a different E-Mail adress. Go get yourself one.</p>
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		<title>Chuck Norris Programmer&#160;Facts</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 10:01:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Akku</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="zemanta-img" style="margin: 1em; float: right; display: block; width: 310px;"><a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Chuck_Norris.jpg"><img style="border: medium none; display: block;" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5c/Chuck_Norris.jpg/300px-Chuck_Norris.jpg" alt="Chuck Norris was the special outside referee f..." width="300" height="392" /></a><span class="zemanta-img-attribution" style="font-size: 0.8em;">Image via <a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Chuck_Norris.jpg">Wikipedia</a></span></div>
<p>Recompiled this list from<a title="The Ultimate Top 25 Chuck Norris the Programmer Jokes" href="http://www.codesqueeze.com/the-ultimate-top-25-chuck-norris-the-programmer-jokes/"> this article</a> and the comments:</p>
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<li>Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.</li>
<li>Chuck Norris burst the <a class="zem_slink" title="Dot-com bubble" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dot-com_bubble">dot com bubble</a>.</li>
<li>Chuck Norris doesn’t need a <a class="zem_slink" title="Debugger" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debugger">debugger</a>, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.</li>
<li>Chuck Norris can solve the <a onclick="javascript:urchinTracker('/outbound/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_of_Hanoi');" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_of_Hanoi">Towers of Hanoi</a> in one move.</li>
<li>Chuck Norris can access private methods.</li>
<li>Chuck Norris’ keyboard has 2 keys: 0 and 1.</li>
<li>Chuck Norris finished <a class="zem_slink" title="World of Warcraft" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_of_Warcraft">World of Warcraft</a>.</li>
<li>Chuck Norris can instantiate an <a class="zem_slink" title="Abstract type" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abstract_type">abstract class</a>.</li>
<li>Chuck Norris can write infinite <a class="zem_slink" title="Recursion" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recursion">recursion</a> functions…and have them return.</li>
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<p>Some more that I rewrote or made up:</p>
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<li>Chuck Norris doesn&#8217;t need to login. He just enters.</li>
<li>Chuck Norris can send files with Twitter.</li>
<li>Chuck Norris can break any <a class="zem_slink" title="Encryption" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encryption">encryption</a> using a <a class="zem_slink" title="Brute force attack" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brute_force_attack">Brute Force attack</a>.</li>
<li>Every System accepts that Chuck Norris is automatically super user.</li>
<li>Chuck Norris can send you private messages on twitter without following you.</li>
<li>Chuck Norris doesn&#8217;t need comments &#8211; you wouldn&#8217;t understand his code anyways.</li>
<li>Chuck Norris can <a class="zem_slink" title="Roundhouse kick" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roundhouse_kick">roundhouse kick</a> you from anywhere using <a class="zem_slink" title="Secure Shell" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secure_Shell">SSH</a>.</li>
<li>Chuck Norris doesn&#8217;t use a mouse &#8211; he uses a rat.</li>
<li>When Chuck Norris codes, he sweats coffee.</li>
<li>When you try to hack Chuck&#8217;s Homepage, your computer shuts down.</li>
<li>Chuck invented the Bluescreen of Death.</li>
<li>Chuck Norris can actually SPEAK assembler.</li>
<li>Chuck Norris programmed the Machines from &#8220;<a class="zem_slink" title="The Matrix" rel="imdb" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0133093/">The Matrix</a>&#8220;.</li>
<li>When you google Chuck Norris, you won&#8217;t find results because <a class="zem_slink" title="Google" rel="homepage" href="http://google.com">Google</a> respects Chuck&#8217;s privacy.</li>
<li>Chuck Norris calls <a class="zem_slink" title="YouTube" rel="homepage" href="http://www.youtube.com/">YouTube</a> &#8220;MyTube&#8221;.</li>
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		<dc:creator>Akku</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just love these, in fact as much as the original, so I thought maybe you haven&#8217;t seen this before:</p>
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		<dc:creator>Akku</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just a recommendation for a blog that I like: Assert(true)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="AssertTrue(this)" href="http://asserttrue.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">AssertTrue(this)</a> is a great blog. Its about <a class="zem_slink" title="Computer programming" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_programming">programming</a> in general and also a lot about (W)<a class="zem_slink" title="Content management system" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Content_management_system">CMS-systems</a>. The author <a title="Kas Thomas on Twitter" href="http://twitter.com/kasthomas" target="_blank">Kas Thomas</a> writes in a very nice way and regularily makes me laugh. I even envy his superb blog-title.</p>
<p>I might be writing the same stuff in 10 years &#8211; but as I&#8217;m still learning a lot, I more feel qualified to talk about little gadgets that I can understand to a reasonable extent. He <a class="zem_slink" title="Blog" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blog">blogs</a> very actively and when I just started my <a class="zem_slink" title="Feedreader (Windows Application)" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feedreader_%28Windows_Application%29">feedreader</a> and read some of his latest posts, I just needed to point your programmer&#8217;s noses to this blog.</p>
<p>This reminds me that I need to <a title="Kill your blogroll" href="http://the-gay-bar.com/index.php?/archives/288-Kill-your-blogroll!/" target="_blank">rework my blogroll</a> and seperate it in something like recommendedreading, friends and just links (that link points to a very good blog too btw, just don&#8217;t try to read it without a feedreader, the design is pretty ugly).</p>
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